Campaign Signs 101

This one's for the kids who want to grow up to be politicians.

After you pay your $100 nomination fee at the township office (or maybe Toronto City Hall), you can just wander around and put your home-made election signs up anywhere you want!

Here's how...

First dig a hole in the side of the road.


Next, put your sign in the hole - make sure it's
straight up and down.


Then give the sign a good whack with a big hammer.


Finally, put some rocks around it in case it wants to fall over.

That's it for today's lesson from the campaign trail.

And remember - when some backwoods voter draws a shotgun on you for ignoring the 'No Trespassing' signs, just wave your brochure and plead, "Don't shoot! I'm a politician!"